wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

thirstiest:

no i can’t post that right now i already said goodnight

(Source: thirstiest)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop)

illest:

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donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life